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"Not my cup of tea"
claims woman in café row |
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| World's smallest kite bigger than some other
kites - OFFICIAL |
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| Gambling gardener bets his hedges |
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Nut caught gathering squirrels
in park |
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| Burgled antiques dealer lets bygones be bygones |
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| "My balls lost their bearings" man
tells divorce court |
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Organic tits found in raid
on sex farm |
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| Chinese restaurant attacked in act of won-ton
vandalism |
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| Man tells Alzheimers wife to "forget
it" |
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| Tunnel vision patient sees bridge - BREAKTHROUGH |
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| Woman starves to death after arguing self
into corner |
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How long until peace on
string? Twine-length battle rages
on |
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| Blair places embargo on Umbongo |
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| "I'm off home" says man on street |
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| Babbling BANNED - babies
and brooks worst hit |
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| Fabric of time needs a wash, say scientists |
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Stoneage
man walked
like a girl |
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| Olympic geometrist disqualified for bending
the rules |
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| Disgraced relay runner got wrong end of stick |
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| Digital revolution happened last Tuesday |
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Talking ketchup bottle
was no hoax, confirms sauce |
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| Wheel struts "most important part of
bicycle" says spokesman |
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Tears as theme park closes
emotional roller coaster |
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| Pond-based cliché ends in duck-billed
platitude |
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| Midwife comedienne says it's "all in
the delivery" |
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Clowns not funny OFFICIAL
- we have the pictures |
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| Disappointing ice-cream parlour "no great
shakes" |
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| Summer orchestra says it's too hot to Handel |
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| Trainee butcher tells teacher "he was
spoiling my game" |
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| Undertrained Ann Summers rep left to her own
devices |
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| Sign-language school roof falls on deaf ears |
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Ken Hom hits wok bottom |
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| Baroness Thatcher buys Emu puppet |
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| Fat Jimmy Nail lookalike to sing "Hey
Big Spender" |
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Stroppy Frostrup in bust-up
at bus stop |
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