An IDIOTICA site       Front page  Categories           TOP STORY Heroic husband 'fixes breakfast' ELGIN, IL - A married man in upstate downtown roundabout Elgin yesterday fixed his wife's breakfast with glue after she dropped it on the floor, snapping a rasher and making a hash of her browns. Full text » Thief caught 'taking a shower' CLEVELAND - A would-be burglar was caught today trying to steal a shower from a hotel restroom wall. The police chief says he tried to forcet. Full text »    IN THE NEWS Waitress breaks All-American record for 'holding the Mayo' NEW YORK CITY, NY - The "Hungry Jew" Deli in Brooklyn Heights has never been busier, as all of America flocks to see the world's strongest waitress. Yankee doodle DON'T FLORENCE, SC - More Americans die of a mysterious virus after eating processed chicken twinkie dogs' corns.     MORE STORIES   Talk to the hand Pastrami on WRY I'm all about that I'm - like - so not talking properly      OTHER NEWS Deadpan gay comic can't keep a straight face Heartbroken ex-astronaut is not over the moon Ugly attorney "not appealing" for justice Bada-bing bada-BOOM - no more World Trade Centre Man starves to death after arguing self into corner Plastic drinking tube crisis "is the final straw" say McDonalds    © Copyright 2003 IDIOTICA.co.uk    Contact us  Privacy Disclaimers     That Shallot is not intended for readers under 18 years of age, you'll have to wait. [close window]