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SANDI TOKSVIG FAN SITE
 
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All about SANDI!!!!

Sandi has been in everything good on TV ever – and I’ve got every second of it on tapes! You betcha! Email me if you want to see my detailed log of what she’s been on and for how many seconds.

Here’s a quick summary of how many times I have watched my main tapes:

Call My Bluff (all shows) - like, a million! Easy
Whose Line...? - 33,276 times and counting
The Big One – 2,564 [but it’s actually only a third that cos I block out the side of the screen that’s got Mike McShane in]
No. 73 (episodes 1-13) – squillions! [I had to put this on a DVD coz I nearly worn it out! And also film myself watching it on a Super-8]
Police Dog Academy – twice maybe?

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Here’s my absolute best, best moments from all my tapes:

When she reads the credits in the style of Clive’s choosing in episode 4 of the autumn series of Whose Line in 1987 and it is in the style of a corpse and she almost “corpses” laughing! (as do I, every time!)

The bit where Sandi tells a (very touching – makes me cry) story about her childhood in Denmark while she’s giving the (false!!! – makes me laugh!) definition of the word “fratmeritskal”

In No. 73 in the sandwich quiz when Ethel makes Boy George eat the custard sandwich he has made (that’s my Sandi!)

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And my number one most-watched bit off my tapes of all time:

In Whose Line when she puts Tony Slattery’s hosepipe “penis” in her mouth during “Props” and Clive gives them 69 points. Ha ha! And phwoar. Although I pretend it’s my hosepipe/penis not Slattery’s.

 
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Simey's Toksfact: Sandi wore this sexy blouse in 53.666% (recurring) of her appearances on Whose Line.
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WHAT ELSE HAS SANDI DONE?
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She’s also done books. I haven’t read any of these because she’s not in them but I done a review of one anyway on Amazon which you can see here

She’s also doing
something with the
LibDems. Sandi for
Prime Minister!

 
MY MORTAL ENEMIES
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1. Mike McShane, because he once made a pass at my Sandi on the set of The Big One. She did her usual “I’m a lesbian” routine to ward him off but McShane didn’t understand this because apparently they don’t have lesbians in Canada – but still. I don’t forgive him.
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2. Neil Buchanan – he stole the idea for “Art Attack” off Sandi!! Let’s look at the evidence. “Art Attack” is a pun. Sandi is good at puns and Neil is rubbish at everything. I rest my case, Buchanan you thief. Hate him.
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