All about me!

My name is Simon Mathewson and the first thing you should know about me is I love Sandi Toksvig!!!!! The second thing you should know is that I hate Mike McShane and think Neil Buchanan is a thief.

I live at No 73 (a coincidence? I think not!), Prospect Lane, in Exeter in the United Kingdom*.

I share my house with my mum and dad, and my two dogs, who are really, really called "Sandi" and "Toksvig"! Even my mum calls them that, because that is what they are called. My dad calls them “those fucking farm animals” but he’s an insensitive so-and-so, but so am I anyway so I don’t care! Fuck him and fuck her too, she’s not even my real mum, who is dead.

Here are some pictures of my dogs Sandi and Toksvig – and don’t they look a lot like Sandi Toksvig herself? You can send in pics of YOUR pets that look a bit like her if you want! Or just an “hello” is ok too! Anything. Please? Email me here!

I am aged 29 (young enough to be her son! or toyboy) and I am the exact same height as Sandi Toksvig!! (A coincidence? I think not!!!)

But anyway enough about me – I want to tell you all about Sandi! Because that’s why this site is for, that’s why.

*If you’re sending me a letter by post please address it to Simon Mathewson (No. 69, two doors down), c/o Mrs Longley, 73 Prospect Lane, Exeter, UK.