Now then, alot of you fan$ i$ $till ak$in' me if I changed my name from Puff Daddy coz it $ounded a bit gay. That $hit'$ fucked up. MY A$$! Ain't no way P Diddy'$ a faggot. Ju$t ak$ that Lopez girl - we did it together LOAD$.

Anyway I got a new $ong, "GUY$ IN THE GHETTO" which i$ out now and $ets the record $traight - you get me? $traight. It'$ all about me growing up a$ a teenager in my hood, get it? $'about bein' a boy among men. Click fuckin' here to read the cock$uckin' lyric$, you bitche$.

I done made $ome li$t$ of my fave puffy thing$ and comb$ for you fan$ to read too.

And - oh yeah - don't forget to $ign my motherfucking gue$t book. Thank$. Peace.