P Diddy-otica - P Diddy spoof, humour about puff daddy aka sean combs

PUFFY'$ NEW$ >

I u$e thi$ comb all the time to keep my $hit quick and my hair$ $traight - ju$t like me.

$EAN "PUFFY" COMB$' TOP TEN COMB$

1. puffy combs (ME!)

2. flick-comb (show$ I mean bu$ine$$)

3. flat-top comb (keep$ my $pirit level)

4. lice comb

5. ice cream comb (mmm... ta$ty)

6. fine-toothed comb (handy for tho$e divorce paper$)

7. rake$

8. The Fonz'$ comb

9. Anne Widdecomb

10. Comb Dancing

YO YO YO. I motherfucking love them comb$. BIG UP

PUFFY'$ $HOUT$ >

Yo! a $uper dooper BIG big up to my main man Henry Winkler who play$ da Fonz. He big$ up my Winkler $o much.