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BLING & BUY $ALE!
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Yo. I been thinking 'bout expandin' up on my range of $ean John clothing$ with $ome homemade jewellery. Bling bling! Big up. And $ome candle$.

I'm not ready for these to "come out" yet if you get me, but here are $ome of da creative idea$ I been workin up. Ooh, get me.

But - guy$ - I'll only show you mine if you show me your$ too! $end in picture$ of your$elf modelling your own homemade bling bling and the be$t one$ I receive will win a romantic dinner for two - you've gue$$ed it $uka$ - with me! You betcha a$$ you bitch, a$$ nigga! You bitchA$$!

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MY LATE$T $EAN JOHN BLINGIN' PRODUCT$ FOR MEN [NOT OUT YET]
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What bitch could re$i$t u with rock$ as tight a$ the$e?   B da blinginge$t mutha on da ba$ketball court$ in thi$   Badda-bing, badda-bling. Choker$ are in (for 2004)
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$how your colour$ on the $treet$ if u wanna be an OG   Ear $tud$ for all you $uper $tud$; ladie$ will be drippin'   And $o will the$se candle$, 4 da kinky bitche$, get me?
 
PUFFY'$ $HOUT$ > Yo! Big your$elf up your$elf and treat your$elf to $omethin nice - courte$y of $ean - I love y'all. But not in that way.
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