Reported by: Sue Houston
Sighting report: Hello there, this is my baby daughter Laura who I like to think is an absolute dead ringer for Steve McFadden. She may look cute now but trust me when she's awake she's hard as nails. Whaddayareckon?
Osbourne Bark: I can see the likeness - all babies look like a bit like Phil or Grant and sometimes both. I think she looks a bit like Phil when he in his dribbling alcoholic phase.
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Reported by: Karen Hooper
Sighting report: Dear Osbourne Bark, please find attached a picture of my boyfriend Jimmy. He hates having his picture taken ('cos hes a sex offender!) - this is of the back of his head and his face is round the other side where you can't see it. If you could see it, you'd swear blind that he looked a little bit like Phil Mitchell from Eastenders but a bit thinner in the chops.
Osbourne says: A lot thinner in the chops, I would argue. Please turn him around and send in a proper photo, I don't believe you for a second.

Reported by: Michael McDonald
Sighting report: Howdee seen yer cool web site thought id send you a pic of my old fella who people think he is the sit of phil mitchell his name is Mick from Middlesbrough thx.(he`s the one on far left). [click on his piccy for a larger one of]
Osbourne says: My goodness me. Your 'old fella' looks more like Phil Mitchell than Phil Mitchell! If I could afford some sort of prize, it would be on its way to you now. But I can't and it's not.

Reported by: J Bently
Sighting report: Hi Osbourne. I see a guy who looks like a black Steve McFadden every day! He's the security guard at the factory where I work. (Alright, not really, I found it on the Internet).
Osbourne Bark: Thank you for your lie, and then your honesty. You're very strange, but he does look a bit like Phil and that's really all I am interested in (literally, it's all I am interested in).

Reported by: anon.
Sighting report: Hi Ozzy, this is off a website for Witney rugby club, who reckon these two players both look like Phil. I suppose they sort of do.
Osbourne Bark: The one on the left looks more like Duncan Goodhue but the one on the right's a corker - thanks! Don't call me Ozzy.

Reported by: Mike W
Sighting report: Mr Bark, sir - I have made you this montage of my baby son Josh and Mr McFadden just to prove how much he looks like a Mitchell. Trust me, I have quizzed the wife very thoroughly indeed.
Osbourne Bark: Yes very good. What the hell's wrong with your son's eye?

Reported by: Jim Glyde
Sighting report: Hi Osbourne. I was looking on my company intranet the other day and came across this chump. He's a pharmaceutical salesman based out of Leeds and his name is Ken - wait for it - McFadden. I nearly shit myself! But luckily I remembered where I was.
Osbourne Bark: Wow, good find. He's a bit too happy-faced though - you'd never see Phil with that grin on. Maybe he's been trying out the drug samples a bit too much?