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STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE

CARRY A DIGITAL CAMERA or one of those fancy camera-phone things with you at all times. You never know when or where a Mitchellike might pop up. They are living among us and tend to "act casual" (unlike Messrs Kemp and McFadden themselves of course, who tend to act intense).

TAKE SNEAKY PHOTOS
of any Mitchellike you may see. Idiotica advises strongly against telling your subject why you are photographing him (or indeed her - I repeat they are everywhere). Mitchellikes are by nature very sensitive creatures, yet prone to violence and going red in the face. Approach with caution.

SEND THE PICTURES to us. Click on the "Submit a Mitchellike" link at the top of the page or here, whichever is nearest, to find out how to send in your picture and sighting report.

Grant Mitchellikes

Alright sunshine? It's not sunshine, Grant, it's a camera flash. Go on on gi'us a smile...

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Reported by: Matthew Cullen
Sighting report: Osbourne - check this guy out. I did while browsing for porn, and regretted it - put me right off. Believe me there's nothing you want to see less than a Ross Kemp double with a blue penis. He lives here.
Osbourne says: Damn my eyes! This could actually be Ross Kemp. Do you think he might be trying to upstage Dirty Den in the Internet perv stakes?
[click picture to enlarge BUT NOT IF YOU ARE AT WORK]

Reported by: Paul Hancock
Sighting report: Hi Osbourne, Here is a picture of my mate Matt Lee from our company website. At least he was my mate, but he'll beat the crap out of me when he finds out I've sent you this. A Grant-alike if ever there woz one. Alright, Bruv? Paul.
Osbourne says: An absolute dead ringer - well done! Shame about the smile but if he's violent that balances it out nicely.
[click picture to enlarge]

Reported by: Laura McIntosh
Sighting report: Dear Mr Osbourne, surely your Grant Mitchell page is just a sham without Michael Chiklis from The Shield? He learnt everything he knows from the school of hard knocks, where Mr Kemp is professor emeritus. Love Lau.
Osbourne says: I've been such a fool! Thanks Laura, how can I ever repay you (without Mrs Bark finding out?)
[click picture to enlarge]

Reported by: Duncan Rimmer
Sighting report: Hey Osborne! Here's my mate Rich who I think looks like Grant Mitchell and wishes he was as hard. Hence the swords.
Osbourne says: Observe the classic Grant Mitchell pose: head down, looking up with the eyes. More like this please.
[click picture to enlarge]

Reported by: :Elizabeth Markell
Sighting report: This is my son Josh, the very picture of a Mitchell, though I will leave it up to you to decide which. Liz.
Osbourne says: Indeed, all babies have at least a passing resemblance to one or the other Mitchell, but this one's definitely got a bit of the former Old Vic publican about him. Well done.
[click picture to enlarge]

Reported by: Bob Liddle
Sighting report: My name is Bob Liddle and I am an artist from Glasgow. I work mainly with themes of alienation, pain and despair - all in papier mache. My girlfriend Sam says I look like Grant Mitchell. I don't know who he is beacause I don't own a television set.
Osbourne says: Fuck off.

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