Cat o'nine FACTS.
There are cat people and there are
dog people. Dog people are stupid, like their
pets; but cat people aren’t. Even so there
are many misnomers about our feline friends. So
let’s ‘paws’ for thought as we
brush up on our fantastic CAT FACTS. Are you ready
for the pussy action?
IT"S
A FACT!
Cats can actually smell colours. Boffins working
at Duluxe and Katkins have found this to be true.
When asked, 7/10 cats said they preferred mauve.
IT"S
A FACT!
Some cats in the world are very big. Lions live
in Africa and tigers, who speak Indian. They were
used in big games at the turn of the century like
giant Ludo. There are small cats too; they’re
called kittens.
DID
YOU KNOW?
Cats aren’t clever. They’re sly.
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| Christmas:
the only time you'll catch
your cat (or indeed me!) wearing a hat.
Unless he's gay - gay cats wear hats
all year round. |
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IT'S
A FACT!
You will never see a cat wearing a hat; except
at Christmas.
DID
YOU KNOW?
If you cut a cat's whiskers off, he doesn’t
know who he is.
DID
YOU KNOW?
Ted Danson owns 2 cats, called Biggins and Daisy.
IT'S
A FACT!
Pitt the Younger was born with a cat’s tail,
which he kept tucked in his breeches when speaking
to Parliament.
DID
YOU KNOW?
Cat meat is illegal in most of the UK, save the
Isle of Wight where it is still considered a delicacy.
IT'S
A FACT!
Another name for your pussy is a vagina.
...and that's all TRUE!
Lots of love,
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