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Two gees: the Bee Gees.
 
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By punning pundit Dr Joshua Fox, who uses a squeegee to wash his gee-gees.
 

3G jamboree gives Bee Gees heebie-jeebies.

Bosses from mobile phones newcomer Hutchison are abroad at the moment planning a promotional concert for third generation phones at a Boy Scouts’ event next month, to be screened on Children’s television.

The company is bringing together two veteran Eurovision performers and an ex-funny TV man for the gig in the Pacific islands.

Musicians Barry and Robin Gibb are worried they will be dropped from the line-up following the death of their brother Maurice.

Idiotica says… We can’t wait to watch the 3G jamboree in Fiji live on C-Beebies, and suspect the Bee Gees are right to get the heebie-jeebies as they are no longer three Gees, unlike Gina G, Bobby Gee and Dustin Gee who have been brought together by Three’s MD’s (at present overseas).

Fox out.

 
 
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