The Idiotica Christmas missing peoples' campaign.

Are you a missing relative who has left the home, jogged away or disappeared in a puff of smoke? Are you planning to go away this Christmas and not come back? Are you still missing since last Christmas?

If you are either one or both of the above or not we’re here to help you answer those questions “yes”.

People go missing for all different reasons for some of the time. Maybe you didn’t like your wife’s cooking, or her sex. Maybe your husband lost his job and couldn’t find you anymore. With current numbers going up all of the time missing persons bureaus have become are short staffed. That is a fact and we need all the help we can get. So please tell us if you’ve seen any of these people, but where to them?

Old homeless lady's favourite Lou Carpenter went gone in the Walford area of London quite a few years ago now. His family have missed him lots of times and would like him to come home. Where the hell are you Lou?

Christopher Morris has not been seen for ages. He was last spotted eating some bacon sandwich with friends in a pub in Camden. Since then not a sausage. Do you know where he is at?

John and Brenda went missing together after setting off on a holiday to Cyprus in some aeroplane. This postcard is the only piece of evidence that they are still alive (and having a good time). Friends are worried they won’t be getting the money back they lent them. Can you help? (Approx £10.50)

Ricardo has been long gone for a long, long time. He has never been seen by his parents or his mum and dad and they all wish they could have a look at him. Where is he? Do you know? Are you him? Please get in touch with us about this man missing.

Little Ben Hardwick, last seen on This Life with Esther Rantzen, has not been seen since. Why? Perhaps he's now too small to see. Or he's sitting on something yellow.