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TOAST'S 20p
BACON 80p
EGG 50p
CHIPS'?!? n/a
MUSHROOM'S 70p
BLACK PUDDING £1
FRIED SLICE 30p
SAUSAGE £1
TOMATO 30p
OFFAL £1
KIPPER £1
HASH BROWN'S 80p
BEANS' 20p
BUBBLE £1
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> The fine art of breakfast presentation
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> Around the world in 80 breakfasts
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The fine art of breakfast presentation.
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Presentation of the breakfast plate is not something to take lightly over. Much quarrels and many has been because of this topic.

  • Is it eggs beside toast?
  • Does one sprig with parsley?
  • Do you use the sausage as a buffer against the bean juice?
  • Who's knows?

Not mine. Suffice to say for as many breakfasts cooked on a Sunday mornings as many different ways of presentation exist. Yes they do. To help you get it just "right" breakfast-wise we have devised this very own print off and cut out and keeped paper breakfast piece set* so you can practice till perfect your breakfast plate presentation.

When entertaining at breakfast have the table set with bright breakfast cloth, covered in gay coloured eggs, knife and fork for bacon both and a butter knife for every butterer. If grapefruit be served then serve it at each person with pointed spoon into their face. Set everything in place before you sit down so that you do not have to rise in the middle of your trousers.

When boiled eggs are wanted, you can prepare them at the table (with Bunsen burner, small saucepan and hot water), or bring them in before you announce "breakfast is ready" in a loud and irritated manner.

 
*not to scale
 

You can pour out coffee, tea, or coffee and tea, depending on which, and have a tray of Wagon Wheels close beside you, so that you can tidy throughout the meal without having to leave room.

Clear all soiled dishes onto a tray when finished with and brush any crumbs into the laps of offending gentlemen. Do not attempt at any time to entertain elaborately with your hands.

 
 
BED & BREAKFACTS
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REMEMBER: Breakfast is not for the calorie conscious. But caolories are comforting like cardigans.
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