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TOAST'S 20p
BACON 80p
EGG 50p
CHIPS'?!? n/a
MUSHROOM'S 70p
BLACK PUDDING £1
FRIED SLICE 30p
SAUSAGE £1
TOMATO 30p
OFFAL £1
KIPPER £1
HASH BROWN'S 80p
BEANS' 20p
BUBBLE £1
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> The fine art of breakfast presentation
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> Around the world in 80 breakfasts
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> How to cook it
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> How to eat it
 
 
WHY'S THIS HERE AND DO YOU MIND IF I ASK WHAT IT IS?
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OFFAL

Offal comes in the form of kidneys and livers. An unpopular dish at the best of times, but at breakfast times most people would say “You have to be fucking kidding, I’m not eating that, no way.”

Which is a pity because offal is awfully good. You’ve “gotta live a little” or so they say.

Sliced up and fried down offal provides a hearty meaty content that compliments the bacon on the breakfast plate.

Offal not included at breakfast time but worth investigating are brains (from the head), spleen (from up inside somewhere), testicles (from near the penis) and feet (on the end of all the legs).

 
Some lovely offal.
 
 
 
BED & BREAKFACTS
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If you mix ketchup with mayonnaise on the side of your breakfast plate you get something a bit like Thousand Island Dressing. But if you mix brown sauce, mustard and horseradish you just get a bigger pile of brown sauce.
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