Question:what is the smallest room in the
world? Answer: some
mushrooms!
I’m joking of
course! Mushrooms have featured themselves
all over full English breakfast plates
for a long time now but how did they
get in there? First we need to find
out what a mushroom is at.
A mushroom is a fungus
that grows itself into the wood. They
get picked and then you can buy them
up. A mushroom on a breakfast plate
will give you all of the daily fungally
takington that you will need until
the next day. Mushrooms need to be
hot before eating 'em and that's what
you should do to them, HOT the fuckers.
Question:
why take a mushroom
to a party? Answer:
because they’re fun chaps to
be with.
I’m joking again.
BED & BREAKFACTS
Noel Edmonds is planning a comeback show
entitled "Too Little, Too Late, Late Breakfast Show",
which will feature members of the public doing death-defying
stunts with all the safety precautions properly observed.
