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TOAST'S 20p
BACON 80p
EGG 50p
CHIPS'?!? n/a
MUSHROOM'S 70p
BLACK PUDDING £1
FRIED SLICE 30p
SAUSAGE £1
TOMATO 30p
OFFAL £1
KIPPER £1
HASH BROWN'S 80p
BEANS' 20p
BUBBLE £1
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> The fine art of breakfast presentation
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> Around the world in 80 breakfasts
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> How to cook it
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> How to eat it
 
 
TODAY'S SPECIAL
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COD SALADS

No idea what this is, sorry.

(Apart from the fact that it's been the TODAYS SPECIAL [sic.] at Idiotica's local café every day for as long as we can remember, which is still not long enough for us to have dared order one).

 
 
 
 
BED & BREAKFACTS
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Trendy interior designers of the now are all installing "breakfast bars" in their kitchens, for example Trackers, Nutrigrains and Ikea.

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