THE FLOTSAM AND JETSAM OF BREKKIE
AND WHY TO AVOID.
BUBBLE
AND SQUEAK
Bubble and squeak isn’t
made up of soaps and a mice as it
might sound! That would be crazy!
However it is made up
of yesterday’s luncheons and
often contains some pretty crazy surprises,
for example the pea, a negg shell
or some pubis hairs.
Thrown in a pan and
fried in lots of oil, it is a colourful
(greenish) addition to any breakfast
plate but you has to ask yourselves
would that space be better
taken up with more meats?
The answer of course
is yes (if you’re a meat-eater)
or get the fuck out of my house
(if you’re vegeterenarian).
BED & BREAKFACTS
When Phil Collins wrote the words "No
jackets required" on the jacket of his record "No
Jacket required", he certainly wasn't talking about breakfast-time.
At a formal English breakfast a jacket is required,
and preferably a breakfast DJ.
