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TOAST'S 20p
BACON 80p
EGG 50p
CHIPS'?!? n/a
MUSHROOM'S 70p
BLACK PUDDING £1
FRIED SLICE 30p
SAUSAGE £1
TOMATO 30p
OFFAL £1
KIPPER £1
HASH BROWN'S 80p
BEANS' 20p
BUBBLE £1
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> The fine art of breakfast presentation
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> Around the world in 80 breakfasts
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> How to cook it
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> How to eat it
 
 
THE BITS AND BOBS OF BREKKIE AND WHERE TO GET THEM.
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THE BACON

Bacon comes from the back, middle or smoky end of pigs.

It’s a meat and it tastes salty – but what is it really?

All can be explained in one word: “rasher”. Bacon comes in rashers, bacon is a rasher.

To make bacon you take a raw rasher and put it under the grill (see picture), grill it, until it’s grilled and then you have a bacon.

On the full English breakfast plate bacon likes to sit alone, slightly curly and giving off a light steam.

 
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It appreciates the addition of bright yellow English mustard, smeared along its length before it’s gobbled up by you, or whoever feels like it.
 
 
 
BED & BREAKFACTS
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"Bedouin Breakfast" is any morning meal taken orally, in a tent, in a desert. But it's not a dessert, just a breakfast, and probably cold leftover goat.

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