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Idiotica sincerely regrets any offence caused to companies with big legal departments. We are no strangers to the threat of legal action (the Evening Standard and Bernard Matthews have both given us the runs for our money) and we find it terrifying. Idiotica would like to stress that there is no need for any of that.

Please just ask us to remove the offending content and we will.

Idiotica is not intended for readers under 18, you'll have to wait outside and ask a passing adult to read it to you.

How do? This web thing of mine, the Idiotica.co.uk, was a funny website once.

Plaudits from pundits came thick and thin back in my salad days, calling us "the laughing stock of the Internet", "best kept secret" and "a shocking indulgence" to name but a some of them.

Modern times though this site's just a museum of virtual nostalgia and best forgotten history. You can still browse all of our best bits ofs, due (thank christs) to (for) these free online annals of electric time.

I'm Dorian Flenk, editor in chief (in a hat, with a guitar), did I say? How do and big yourself up yourself. And, if I may say so, hello yes.